the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
Friend: ...